Trees
I think I will always see,
SM Malls of Henry Sy,
Ang dami-dami na kasi,
But only God can make a (pine) tree.

I think I will always see,
SM Malls of Henry Sy,
Ang dami-dami na kasi,
But only God can make a (pine) tree.
One lazy afternoon…
Me: Miss, may wi-fi ba kayo rito?
Miss Tindera: Ay sir, apple pie nalang yung available pie namin sir. Sensya na talaga sir!
Meanwhile in the Philippines, the 21 year old My Binondo Girl star, Kim Chiu, was already contacted by the North Korean leaders.
She was appointed to become the next leader of North Korea.
This is how Urban Dictionary defines my name. Pretty accurate.
MALWARE FOUND!
Teka, anyare sa Flight Information Display System (FIDS) ng NAIA 3? This photo was taken at around 3:30 AM near Gate 118. LOL. And look! Free version of AVIRA! It’s so funny that they can’t afford to buy AVIRA software.
Pampanga Representative Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to Sec. Leila De Lima:
“Sakit talaga sa batok tung girl na to!!! Bwiset.”
Funniest tweet I’ve read so far.