Back in college...
- Me: Maganda ba siya?
- Friend: Uhm, matalino naman siya.
- Me: Pero maganda?
- Friend: MATALINO NGA EH! KULIT!

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Hi guys, that is Adele, Turning Tables.
Brother: Kuya, ano nga spelling ng conscious?
Me: (ugggh was too lazy to think) Basta ano, I-type mo lang kung ano yung nafefeel mong tama na spelling. Kung may nakaunderline na red, try again.
San-o ina? Nga-a indi ka magkadto? Diin ka na subong?
PS: I have to be fluent in Hiligaynon. Gonna study medicine at West Visayas State University. Today, some of my classmates are fluent in Hiligaynon and they told me that I have a funny accent. HAHAHA
Tikalon man ka te ah!
Maria Ozawa took my virginity (for free) last year when I went to Japan alone. I don’t like her that much. She’s so hairy.
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