Arachnophobic

So I was busy uploading photos on my Facebook when a spider as big as a plate crawled at my closet. I was so frightened because it’s a bit hairy, the body’s big as well as its eight legs. Tears started to well up in my eyes as I approached the monster, planning to kill it using my slippers.

I was about a meter or less from the monster when it crawled under brother dear’s bed. Shit. So I went downstairs, found an insect killer, went back to my room and fuck  seem can’t to find it. I panicked.

I sprayed under my brother’s bed. I didn’t notice its presence until I found the spider at my bed. Fuck you, not my bed!!!

I continued spraying the insect killer onto the spider. The monster crawled towards the glass window. So I hurriedly unlocked the window and opened it. The spider crawled outside and I sprayed more. Instead of moving away from me, the monster moved towards me, as if he was about to eat me or what so I immediately closed the window, severing one of the monster’s legs.

Oh fuck that was the longest 10 minutes of my life. My heart palpitated, my head hurt a bit and I looked so pale. I didn’t have the chance to take a photo of the monster, but one thing for sure, the spider looked like this:

Ugggggghhh.